Sunday, December 23, 2007

S, K & S..

Yes! It's high time for another blog. But what to blog about? Good question. One I have been asking myself for a while, trying to decide how to enthral my many readers. But there is the problem. One shouldn't be thinking too hard about what to write, because then, I'm afraid, it becomes scripted, and that's not what I'm going for.

So, what I'm thinking about right now are: Slippers, Kippers and Salt. What I'm not thinking about is an orange penguin, but now that's all you'll be able to think about for the next 5 minutes..

Slippers are great. In essence you would think that they would make you 'slip', but they don't! They are comfortable, warm, and sheep like. What a wonderful surprise if you had no previous experience with slippers, expected the former, and bought them on a whim.

Kippers refer to fish. I don't like fish or seafood, or pretty much anything from the sea. It's not an allergy-controlled feeling, it's just that I don't like them. But I have been confronted quite frequently about this recently, and the reason that I don't like fish is that I can't stand the smell. It sends shivers down me spine. If I were to go onto Survivor, as soon as that inevitable "Eat the worms and other things that aren't meant to be eaten" game came along, I would say, "Thank you, but I'm pretty sure I could survive without being stupid enough to eat that!".

Salt is nice, but it causes heart failure if you eat too much. True story.

Toodle-pip
andrewthekerr